• Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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    7 months ago

    AI Priest: So wait a minute. What you’re saying is that you want me to use water to baptize?

    The Pope: Yes.

    AI Priest: Water. Like out the toilet?

    The Pope: Well, I mean, it doesn’t have to be out of the toilet, but, yeah, that’s the idea.

    AI Priest: But Gatorade’s got what souls crave. It’s got electrolytes.