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    “Our research shows that we can fill up to 82% of the visual field before inducing seizures!”

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      “You’re saying we can induce seizures in players? Quick, found a private ambulance company and make it a premium subscription, then fry everyone.”

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        And then we launch a municipal consulting company! with all of those new ambulances on the road, we need to get these city’s to put a $15 million dollar roundabout in every other intersection.