InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months ago[Not the Onion] Customers are asking for H5N1 milk.hexbear.netimagemessage-square72fedilinkarrow-up1180arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up1180arrow-down1image[Not the Onion] Customers are asking for H5N1 milk.hexbear.netInevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square72fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareEmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.netMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up73·6 months agoMight be a great time to stock up on N95s
minus-squarequeermunist she/her@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up49·6 months agoAnd canned food. Hope you have a bidet this time.
minus-squarerobinnn [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·6 months agoRemember you also need toilet paper. The false prophets will come to you and say the bidet eliminates the need for toilet paper, but it’s a lie.
minus-squareInevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·6 months ago!!! Your comment reminded me I had entirely forgotten to make a post - https://hexbear.net/post/2523061
minus-squareBlep [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up38·6 months agoI admire your optimism
minus-squareEmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.netMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·6 months agoRather have stuff on hand to get more than have none.
![[Not the Onion] Customers are asking for H5N1 milk.](https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/efbeb763-21ee-4ba3-accf-b1e6e59dc973.jpeg){kind=link}
Might be a great time to stock up on N95s
And canned food.
Hope you have a bidet this time.
Remember you also need toilet paper. The false prophets will come to you and say the bidet eliminates the need for toilet paper, but it’s a lie.
!!!
Your comment reminded me I had entirely forgotten to make a post - https://hexbear.net/post/2523061
I admire your optimism
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Rather have stuff on hand to get more than have none.