Image description: Professional soccer player holding up a new sports shoe. The shoe is dark beige, the base pink, then green. It looks like a sandwich with tomatoes and lettuce
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My thought process:
“What else would you notice? That’s a huge sandwich. Is there something else I’m missing? Is she someone famous to other people? OOOOOHH!”
I also thought it was a new meme about an invisible person, lol.
It still looks more like a sandwich than a shoe.
What a startlingly ugly shoe.
It looks like a sandwich with salmon where the bread should be. A salmonwich.
Also is that pesto?? Is that pesto on the sandwich? Ohhhh it’s grass clippings. I thought it was pesto.
There’s a shoe? Where?
That’s a bad survival strategy for shoes who don’t want to be eaten.
This is what happens when you play god
You ever had a sandwich so good you just start showing it off to other people?
Looks like salad in a salmon pocket.
Dude I said let her down easy, not give her a complex
Eat it, eat it, eat it…
forbidden snack
