Sulu tries to touch it and Kirk slaps his hand away

“Captain’s personal log.”

Pre-rendered textures mapped onto simple polygons. Literally an N64 game model.

I guess this is the driver:

Aww, look at the little hortlets.

They were forced to vote in Russian elections, IIRC.

Let’s fucking go!

Hahahahahaha. Oh, goodness, no.

Fusedlage.

If only Howard Hughes could see us now.

Lord knows that car can’t do so by itself.

It might also be Saddam Hussain.

The first movie he’s in he breaks the dialog rule. As long as it makes sense within the Marvel Gigaverse, it’s fine.

Monsanto I-Can’t-Believe-It’s-Not-Corn™.

“Get with Josh about how to handle this client’s order logistically. Is your email still sexysandworm2010?”

“Y-yeah.”

So many people are just not qualified to be parents.

So. Many. People!

Normally I like this comic, but this is not funny.

another Lower Decks type show should be optioned

Make a pseudo-sequel to Voyager about the Federation going back to the Delta Quadrant to follow up on first contacts and such.

They send a single Oberth-class ship. Hilarity ensues.

“All around the world, and coast to coast,”

tap tap tappatappa taptaptap

“People always ask me what do I like most.”

tap taptap tappatap tap

“I don’t like to brag, I don’t like to boast,”

taptap tap taptap tap tap taptap

“I always tell ‘em I like toast.”

tap tap tappatappa taptaptaptappa taptap tappatappa taptap tap

“YEAH TOAST!!”

For two very important reasons. Apple doesn’t make shit, they don’t sit in the writers’ room, they don’t produce, they don’t interfere with the creation of their originals on any level. They buy IP rights and then hire experts to do all the work.

The second reason is Apple is spending more per episode of their originals than anyone else, including Netflix.

Sanctity of the creative process and a whole lotta money will get you very good content.

PowerBook G5, it’s finally happening!

Which episode is it where he is so visibly disgruntled on the bridge?