Friend: “You should try these bagels.”
That guy: “Oh, no thanks, I have work in an hour.”
Friend: “Huh?”
Friend: “You should try these bagels.”
That guy: “Oh, no thanks, I have work in an hour.”
Friend: “Huh?”
At first I thought Camila was also yawning and that no one was paying attention to the disturbing writing in the mirror because they were all too tired.
Have you been watching Sorairo Utility?
Fucking do it! She was fantastic in The Penguin.
“I am the worst, but actually the greatest because of macguffin.”
I’m getting real tired of these open-faced and very uninspired power fantasies.
“The next fool that opens their mouth gets the butter knife!”
Baby’s first Borgeque.
Trump’s wife is right there.
Not even the real Hitler, a cheap VHS dub.
Personal answer:
Ezri
Internet points answer:
Kurzon
Most mosquito bites I get I don’t find out about until hours later.
KFC bucket on fire
2026 Olympic flame.
Always lube your metal gear, or else it’ll break down.
That’s already how I use regular forks.
“Seven circles! There ARE seven circles!”
Now that is headcanon I can get behind.
Tholian: “Hehehe, make the inside white so you easily see them bleeeeed!”
Waffen ICE-ICE
The ¥50 thing is barely satire.
There were about four different subsidies that we thought we qualified for after having our son. In the end, Japan only gave us one of them. ¥70,000, which amounts to maybe a month and a half of groceries just for him.
There are all these programs to get money and social benefits for having children and each one of them has some weird condition that invalidates most couples from receiving it.
They want more Japanese to have children, but they aren’t doing what is necessary to convince childless couples to want to invest in having even one child.