realitista@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 个月前Male alligator fashion choiceslemmy.worldimagemessage-square50fedilinkarrow-up1620arrow-down119file-text
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minus-squareArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up48·11 个月前Just drape your coat over your arm in front of you like an elegant gentleman. No one will ever suspect.
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up23·11 个月前“Uhhhhhhhhh, Gary? It’s 93 degrees and humid here in Florida…why do you keep carrying around that fur coat?”
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·11 个月前Now I’m imagining an alligator wearing a rain coat, not zipped up, and standing…JAZZ HANDS!!! And an erection.
minus-squareZoopZeZoop@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 个月前“I’ve got my little yellow jacket on, and I’m ready to mingle.” He starts hopping both hind feet forward simultaneously and thrusting his erection forward in tandem.
Just drape your coat over your arm in front of you like an elegant gentleman. No one will ever suspect.
“Uhhhhhhhhh, Gary? It’s 93 degrees and humid here in Florida…why do you keep carrying around that fur coat?”
Rain coat.
Now I’m imagining an alligator wearing a rain coat, not zipped up, and standing…JAZZ HANDS!!! And an erection.
“I’ve got my little yellow jacket on, and I’m ready to mingle.” He starts hopping both hind feet forward simultaneously and thrusting his erection forward in tandem.