People are saying the new president of mexico isnt actually jewish because she “thanked Jesus” in her speech

But it turns out shes married to man called Jesús

They should let companies make attack ads. I want to see a commercial by Pepsico where a bunch of good-looking people are having a great time together, and then someone opens a can of Coke and a mass of maggots and cockroaches comes pouring out.

shout out to my cat for giving me a good morning meow when he first sees me

I had a dream where I told my mom I was trans and so she took me to see a doctor and the doctor was Abigail Thorn from philosophy tube and she said she would get the hrt but then she left the room and then I had to play a bunch of carnival games in order to get the hrt and I thought about telling my mom I wasn’t trans so we could go home and then I woke up.

Still cis though.

Guy at my work with a geology degree and is genrally pretty well informed of the sciences didn’t think that insects were taxanomically animals.

Blowing up my family to save my niece from being racially abused by a psychopath. Its not a meltdown its just fucking wrong to call someone a mongrel and say their blood is tainted.

you should be able to withhold rent for even the slightest deviation of your landlord keeping their responsibilities

i mean yeah we should be able to guillotine them but like, barring that, I think if the laundry room attached to my building has been shut down for like nine months now and they seem to not give a fuck about fixing it (they have boxes and shit in there now like it’s a fucking storage room) idk I feel like they shouldn’t be getting my money

I’ve decided to become gender fluid for the sole purpose of ensuring I only have gay sex.

If you’re a man, so am I. But I refuse to be straight.

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I just saw a TV advertisement for TRAINS: NOW POWERED BY DELL AND INTEL AI, SO YOU ARRIVE EXACTLY WHERE YOU NEED TO

and it’s like, are trains, vehicles confined to tracks and running on schedules, known for having you arrive at unknown and unintended destinations??

So like people have read about the Microsoft recall thing in the news right? Well let me give you a disturbing thought: A lot of proprietary software seems to be specially designed for abusive people to use against their not technologically inclined partners. Like yeah you can tell me to my face that Microsoft has all our consumer data down on lock and feel smug while doing so, but have you ever given any thought to the fact that being able to access someone’s entire computer use history in screenshots and descriptions could enable an abuser to track and isolate their partner? You can access all of recall’s data in a 1 file Python script and move it onto a portable usb drive in less than a minute.

Like all the so-called “power users” will just find some Windows group policy or registry key to disable all the co-pilot nonsense (and Microsoft will happily oblige those users), but those people are not who recall will hurt the most, it’ll be the people who’ve been told all their life that technology is a form of witchcraft that only men in these huge corporations can do, that to study computers is pointless and that free software is like being an annoying vegan who won’t shut up (not a coincidence that most of the anti-vegan rhetoric is virtually identical to the anti-FOSS rhetoric).

Very depressing.

lol harry potter quidditch game is coming apparently. they had to return to the mine of jk rowling to make the terrible sport that only exists for worldbuilding into a game

Has anyone else ever met someone and gone “Nice to meet you, I’m <their name>” because I’ve done this an absurd number of times

My Democrat-voting friends are more angry at me for my hypothetical swing-state de la Cruz vote than they are at the guy they believe is committing genocide. I do not live in a swing state.