“I should have let everyone know I accepted a bribe. Not like you’ll do anything about it anyway, suckers!”
The only Justice to be impeached in US history was Associate Justice Samuel Chase in 1805. The House of Representatives passed Articles of Impeachment against him; however, he was acquitted by the Senate.
They’re the American Mullahs. I’ve been calling them that for a while and I hope it catches on eventually.
I thought they were Muslim clergy. What am I missing?
The Mullahs of Iran cannot be replaced no matter what they do. They are also the final arbiters on all matters.
Gotcha. That’s a fair comparison for sure.
I should let everyone know, I am taking bribes.
That’s exactly how I read that title. Oh, I can see there was no need to be sneaky. Apologies.
Justice Clarence Thomas can choke on a cock.
To be fair, any of us can choke on a cock.
You’re right. Clarence has no gag reflex.
It’s true, I saw that man take 3 cocks at the same time.
You go to some really weird parties
So does Clarence
Sure but he’s conservative so it’s pretty much a given that he’s got some secret kink he’s trying to cover for by telling others what they can do with their bodies. Having 3 dicks in his mouth is probably the most normal sexual act he’s done in ages, instead of the usual underage amputees vomiting in his asshole or something like that
Not just people. The dogs we had back on the farm did a great job of protecting chickens, but every once in a while they would do the opposite and kill a chicken for themselves. I always thought it was fair. There was an instance where Lady was choking on a mouthful of feathers.
It was a peanut farm. Ironically my spouse is deathly allergic. On the bright side, it gets you out of family gatherings.
That was a wild ride!
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You are sweet. Thank you.
Oh, ok.
So, you’re going to resign now, yes?
South Park ISP Support Guy (while rubbing his nipples): I’m sorry. We’re just so sorry.
omg he admit it
He knows it won’t change jack shit: he can’t be held accountable, and it’s not like he’ll magically grow a spine either
“my bad bro, i forgot to tell you guys about the open notorious corruption.”
-Tom “Uncomfortuncle” Clarence
He should have drank himself to death, but alas.
Next time in court try:
Your honor, I “inadvertently failed to realize" …
