lol Mastriano… enough said

Or any woman

Literally 0 published studies rn would’ve been funded since Trump took office

95% of science is confirming things we are almost positive that we know. Doesn’t mean we shouldn’t talk about it

Was nodding along until you commented on a politician’s appearance….

Shoot, did we forget to shake on the bet? Cause you can Venmo me or use paypal

It’s not a scam but it’s also not likely to lead to a job. Large companies that get massive amounts of applications use them. But smaller companies may also get a lot of applications and just do traditional phone screens, so who knows?

I kill literally every plant. But somehow I got an aquarium and planted shit underwater and those flourish? But I overwater every land plant???

So, basically someone jealous of Colin Jost?

Yeah, ig I’d say the first comment is funny but the second one relies too heavily on unoriginal stereotypes. But ig the clever part is people taking the bait on the “moderate” comment, so gotta give em credit for that

Whew… thought I was weird for a minute there

I care about my health but I also can’t wrap my head around being old

Yeah, hopefully the Texas AG decides to bring char- oh… wait

They’ve had some pretty funny ones in the past. There’s a reason they’ve been around as long as me and never got permabanned. Kind of a swing and a miss on this one.

Nobody?

1990 wants its talking points back

Idk if you’re trolling now or?

“China” doesn’t really trade, the businesses in China do. So yes

My guess is it’s just some local band that stole the logo or something

China could tell their businesses not to sell to countries they’re at war with but then they wouldn’t be able to sell any of the goods they produce and they’d all be unemployed