• Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    Imagine a bit into the future and your child has become a nurse. Then you hear that at the hospital the other day your child sedated Neil Diamond and threw a urinary catheter in him.

    Edit: I was scrolling through my posts looking for life validation and realised I should add that sedation and catheterization are my invention and I knew nothing further of the story at the time of writing than what this headline said.