return2ozma@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agoDell said return to the office or else—nearly half of workers chose “or else”arstechnica.comexternal-linkmessage-square150fedilinkarrow-up1968arrow-down118cross-posted to: technology@lemmy.zipworkreform@lemmy.world
arrow-up1950arrow-down1external-linkDell said return to the office or else—nearly half of workers chose “or else”arstechnica.comreturn2ozma@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square150fedilinkcross-posted to: technology@lemmy.zipworkreform@lemmy.world
minus-squareMelvin_Ferd@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up64arrow-down2·5 months agoAnyone want to start a company. Work from home. We’ll split profits among ourselves. We can. Build blackjack lottery machines and webhookers
minus-squarewaffelhaus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·5 months agoI will start developing the webhookers!
minus-squareBluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·5 months agoI’ll run quality control on the webhookers!
minus-squareJasonDJ@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 months agoI’ll start integrating the webhookers with Slack.
minus-squareipkpjersi@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 months agoWell that’s a word I’ve never seen before lol
minus-squareFrank Ring@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·edit-25 months agoJust use AI. People can’t tell. They just wanna live an unreal fantasy and jerk off.
minus-squareLustyArgonian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·5 months agoI’ll test the blackjack machines
Anyone want to start a company. Work from home. We’ll split profits among ourselves. We can. Build blackjack lottery machines and webhookers
I will start developing the webhookers!
I’ll run quality control on the webhookers!
We’ll call it HookerGPT
SlutGPT
I’ll start integrating the webhookers with Slack.
Well that’s a word I’ve never seen before lol
Just use AI. People can’t tell.
They just wanna live an unreal fantasy and jerk off.
I’ll test the blackjack machines