my “not a cannibal” shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by the shirt
So he’s definitely eaten people right
probably ate genocide joe’s uncle in the pacific tbh
Yeah but what about the worm, would the worm eat a human?
Only the brain.
I am not an Umbrella Labs B.O.W. I don’t shamble around and eat people. I’ve never been infected by the t-virus.
Oh so you are anti-business? You fucking commie.
He has eaten a human being.
That’s just what a brain eating worm WOULD say…
This is the bar folks
Apparently the quote is in here somewhere - https://streamable.com/06h2nn
Holy fuck is that how I sound on camera. The time stamp is 3:20.
Holy fuck is that how I sound on camera.
To my ears you sound like peaches 'n cream.
I’d eat virtually anything except only three things: a human, a monkey, or a dog. I think I’d eat anything besides that.
did the worm in your brain not consider the optics of this? cat? elephant? tiger? polar bear?
Giant Panda, that rare woodpecker, blue whale?
But he’d never eat a vaccine.
He has already eaten at least one brain eating worm.
why not
The worm told him it’s no healthy
Could be vaxxed.
Since when was Andrew Fredo doing on Fox?
Coward
haha yeah same
lol, this fuggin’ guy. i was reading his bio the other day for laughs, and aside from all the hilarious crank shit… his career started right after he finished law school, when he walked into an assistant district attorney gig for Manhattan. unfortunately, he had not passed the bar yet. so when he took it a year later, he bombed it and had to resign. this happened in July of 1982.
in September of 1982, worm brain gets charged for felony quantity of heroin in at an airport in Rapid City, South Dakota. he gets a suspended sentence and 1 year of probation, which he gets to complete back home, volunteering for the NRDC.
if you google rfk jr, one of the autocompletes is rfk jr voice which is hilarious, because he sounds like he should not be talking.
something intrusive is always entering the Kennedy brain. Bullets. Worms. Lobotomy drills. Strange thoughts about cannibalism.
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