TemutheeChallahmet [none/use name]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 months agoThe man simply cannot stop making new unforced errorshexbear.netexternal-linkmessage-square22fedilinkarrow-up1150arrow-down10
arrow-up1150arrow-down1external-linkThe man simply cannot stop making new unforced errorshexbear.netTemutheeChallahmet [none/use name]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square22fedilink
minus-squareDamarcusArt@lemmygrad.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·5 months agoPerhaps he’s not actually senile, he’s ascended, and views all of time simultaneously.
minus-squareTemutheeChallahmet [none/use name]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·edit-25 months ago“Why does my perception of time distress you, man? Everything is preordained jack, even my responses.” -Dr. Scranton
minus-squarethe_itsb [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·5 months agoidk why, but “Dr Scranton” really tickles me
minus-squareInevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·5 months agoThis guy but with pants
minus-squarethe_itsb [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·5 months agoand one of those reflective doohickeys on his forehead
minus-squareInevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·5 months ago“Time is… The thing it is… A thing… Like if I draw a clock… I can draw a clock. Never mind what they say on Tiktok… Time is a flat circle…”
minus-squareOrionsMask [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·5 months agoGod have mercy on us all if this is the end result of ascension.
minus-squareTomorrow_Farewell [any, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·5 months agoBiden is actually the reincarnation of every person that will have ever lived. You, me, the black president, the first black woman to serve with a black president, and so on.
minus-squareDingus_Khan [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 months agoThis is why he’s always talking about the Other Biden
minus-squareTomorrow_Farewell [any, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 months agoThe Other Biden are the friends we made along the way.
minus-squareOrionsMask [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-25 months agodeleted by creator
minus-squareGenderIsOpSec [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·5 months agoWhere Were You When Dragon Biden Broke?
minus-squareVoidance [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 months agodeleted by creator
Perhaps he’s not actually senile, he’s ascended, and views all of time simultaneously.
“Why does my perception of time distress you, man? Everything is preordained jack, even my responses.” -Dr. Scranton
idk why, but “Dr Scranton” really tickles me
This guy but with pants
and one of those reflective doohickeys on his forehead
“Time is… The thing it is… A thing… Like if I draw a clock… I can draw a clock. Never mind what they say on Tiktok… Time is a flat circle…”
God have mercy on us all if this is the end result of ascension.
Biden is actually the reincarnation of every person that will have ever lived. You, me, the black president, the first black woman to serve with a black president, and so on.
This is why he’s always talking about the Other Biden
The Other Biden are the friends we made along the way.
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Where Were You When
DragonBiden Broke?deleted by creator