Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months agoNo matter what I do before I die, I will not have a gravestone this cool.lemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square29fedilinkarrow-up1462arrow-down18
arrow-up1454arrow-down1external-linkNo matter what I do before I die, I will not have a gravestone this cool.lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months agomessage-square29fedilink
minus-squareccunning@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·4 months agoWhy would you have a gravestone before you die?
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down2·4 months agoBecause, in general, the carvers don’t accept a dead person’s Mastercard.
minus-squareccunning@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·4 months agoWell I hope you don’t live in an apartment. It would be awkward sitting next to your tombstone on the sofa…
minus-squaretacosanonymous@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·4 months agoBut if you die next to it, it’s a neat story for first responders. Also, it’s super convenient and you get to pick your own.
minus-squareenbyecho@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 months agomake the tombstone the sofa… problem solved
Why would you have a gravestone before you die?
Because, in general, the carvers don’t accept a dead person’s Mastercard.
Well I hope you don’t live in an apartment. It would be awkward sitting next to your tombstone on the sofa…
But if you die next to it, it’s a neat story for first responders.
Also, it’s super convenient and you get to pick your own.
make the tombstone the sofa… problem solved
I do prefer a firmer sofa…🤔