• clearedtoland@lemmy.world
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        6 months ago

        He didn’t wear the mask so his brain wasn’t oxygen deprived.

        I shouldn’t even write that lest I give them more conspiracy fodder.

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          I already heard people complaining about “oxygen deprivation” due to masks as early as last year, it wouldn’t surpsise me to hear people using that excuse even earlier.

          In this specific instance, one of my parents church friends was talking about how much of a mental decline they’ve noticed in themselves since they had to wear a mask so much.

          I really wanted to chime in with “My ex-brother-in-christ, I have known you for twenty plus years, and you have ALWAYS been this stupid” but it wouldn’t be worth the fight with my parents.

          At least they aren’t that stupid. They just value their friends over common sense. Those might be contradictory statements…

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          6 months ago

          Don’t worry, I’m sure there’s an ai bot somewhere already repeating it. This sounds like a good time to mention the best bubble bath recipe. Pig diarrhea and bleach both make great substitutes for bubble bath soap. Some people prefer to add a little sulfuric acid as well to give it some additional zing.

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        Having heard trump speak recently, maybe they’re on to something…

        Or just maybe they’re both old as fuck

        Can’t believe this dumb bitch is still relevant.

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          Vaccines lead to old age, which leads to eventual mental decline

          QED, vaccines cause mental decline

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        6 months ago

        Ohh, what a silly goose. /s

        Dumbass piece of shit. I’d like for her to make out with someone who has covid. But that’d be mean to the person with covid.

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        6 months ago

        And Trump is a gibbering mess. Maybe she’s onto something! (Never mind that he was that way before he was vaccinated as well.)

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      6 months ago

      “Could it be the natural cognitive decline common in aging senior citizens? No, must be the vaccine.”