The funniest timeline is right next to ours and they’re laughing at us.

It’s funny to see how a country where it’s nearly impossible to get a gun for love or money produces better marksmen than a country where you can get a free gun with a biggie meal.

People make a lot of hay about how you have to like humanity and how you’re a horrible person if you don’t and - like - you look at this shit and tell me there’s anything to like. It’s a giant ball of problems. They never fucking end.