I mean England aren’t Argentina, but Kane’s got more goals than Spain’s highest ever scorer David Villa. And to be 2nd highest scorer in the very competitive Premier League is very impressive (especially since he was playing for Tottenham, but then again that’s part of why he scored so many, because he stood out in an otherwise not so excellent team).

By the numbers, he is simply one of the GOATs in football. He’s not actually shit, I was just slandering him. I don’t like watching him play because he’s slow, and his goals aren’t magical, they’re clinical. He just puts them in the back of the net. Hell of a boot on him. Seems like a nice guy at least.