TomBombadil [he/him, she/her]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-24 months agoDilbert guy scares himself with a computerhexbear.netexternal-linkmessage-square58fedilinkarrow-up1171arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up1170arrow-down1external-linkDilbert guy scares himself with a computerhexbear.netTomBombadil [he/him, she/her]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-24 months agomessage-square58fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareInevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·4 months agoChristopher: “He was my godfather. But he knew I liked Calvin & Hobbes. He knew that. Dilbert - who likes that shit? Nobody wants that shit.” Adriana: “So that’s when you keyed his car?” Christopher: “No. That was another thing. Are you even listening to me! Pass me the bowl!” Adriana: “Pass it to yourself.” And she walks angrily to the bedroom. He throws up his hands.
Christopher: “He was my godfather. But he knew I liked Calvin & Hobbes. He knew that. Dilbert - who likes that shit? Nobody wants that shit.”
Adriana: “So that’s when you keyed his car?”
Christopher: “No. That was another thing. Are you even listening to me! Pass me the bowl!”
Adriana: “Pass it to yourself.” And she walks angrily to the bedroom.
He throws up his hands.