A celebrity with an unhealthy obsession with you. Constantly stalking you.
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Holy shit…
Gilbert Godfrey
It’s late at night. You cut through Sharon Gardens Cemetery. As you walk past a grave the grass starts to shift and heave. An arm comes out of the ground, followed by a head, shoulders, torso, and the rest of a body. The zombie shuffles to its feet and starts stumbling towards you.
In a shrill voice it says: “A TALENT AGENT IS SITTING IN HIS OFFICE…”
Your ears would fall off
Actual cannibal, Shia LaBouf
So he literally eats ass 🤔
Here’s the Shia LaBeouf song, it’s excellent if you haven’t seen it, or if you have: https://youtu.be/o0u4M6vppCI?si=xeEavk2sLojwHH_t
pseudo science Jesus, Tom Cruise would top my list
Why
