They follow you everywhere and will mysteriously appear whenever you’re sure you’ve shaken them. If they die while in your care then you turn into that animal.

The hen’s poop contains all the normal pathogens and smells, it also enjoys shoulder rides and isn’t afraid to peck you. The snake will eat things it cannot digest if you don’t stop it and will occasionally try to eat things it cannot even swallow.

The hen enjoys talking about cocks while the snake is vocal about its rather questionable political views.