Sometimes I will invite USian people into my home and they simply walk past the threshold without thinking, shoes on, not then washing their hands, parading their dirty un-bideted ass everywhere

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    2 months ago

    Carpets in the US are designed so that they actually improve when you smear dog shit residue between their fibers. That’s how you break them in, they get soft and comfy that way.