Itzz Me@midwest.socialM to Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 months agoDon't be hatin', this is what American Culture looks likelemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square26fedilinkarrow-up1121arrow-down120file-textcross-posted to: memes@lemmy.world
arrow-up1101arrow-down1external-linkDon't be hatin', this is what American Culture looks likelemmy.worldItzz Me@midwest.socialM to Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square26fedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: memes@lemmy.world
minus-squaremidnight_puker@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up37arrow-down2·3 months agoThis is a caricature of American cuisine, eaten by literally no one except the hypothetical American that lives in your imagination. Beans on toast actually exists in point of fact reality, and you weird fuckers eat it for all three meals.
minus-square🧟♂️ Cadaver@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 months agoYou fuckers have fried butter sticks…
minus-squaremidnight_puker@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down4·3 months agoLmao who the fuck told you that?
minus-square🧟♂️ Cadaver@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·3 months agohttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep-fried_butter
minus-squaremidnight_puker@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down5·3 months agoWell, if it’s on wikipedia it must be true.
minus-squarecmbabul@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·3 months agoI’m an American and it’s true, the Texas state fair is a testament to the horrific nature of mankind
minus-squareStopJoiningWars@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down2·3 months agoTypical American ego trip: “if I don’t know about it then it must be false”. How’s your high horse, buddy?
minus-squareItzz Me@midwest.socialOPMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down6·3 months agoWrong, as a purebred ‘murican, this is my daily breakfast meal
minus-squareItzz Me@midwest.socialOPMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 months agoNow I’m confused, maybe one of us needs to add a tone maker somewhere, because i really can’t figure out how to unambiguously interpret this
minus-squareRicky Rigatoni@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·3 months agoPoint to me on this map of the US where the midwest is.
minus-squareItzz Me@midwest.socialOPMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 months agoOh dear, it was very tricky to figure out, but I’m pretty sure it’s right about here
minus-squareRicky Rigatoni@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 months agoLooks like Manchuria to me.
minus-squarem3t00🌎@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 months agohttps://theonion.com/midwest-discovered-between-east-west-coasts-1819564475/
This is a caricature of American cuisine, eaten by literally no one except the hypothetical American that lives in your imagination. Beans on toast actually exists in point of fact reality, and you weird fuckers eat it for all three meals.
You fuckers have fried butter sticks…
Lmao who the fuck told you that?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep-fried_butter
Well, if it’s on wikipedia it must be true.
I’m an American and it’s true, the Texas state fair is a testament to the horrific nature of mankind
Typical American ego trip: “if I don’t know about it then it must be false”.
How’s your high horse, buddy?
Wrong, as a purebred ‘murican, this is my daily breakfast meal
Midwest isn’t America.
Now I’m confused, maybe one of us needs to add a tone maker somewhere, because i really can’t figure out how to unambiguously interpret this
Point to me on this map of the US where the midwest is.
Oh dear, it was very tricky to figure out, but I’m pretty sure it’s right about here
Looks like Manchuria to me.
https://theonion.com/midwest-discovered-between-east-west-coasts-1819564475/