Ok America. It’s time to stop now.
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I mean, the soda is probably caustic enough to be a great exfoliator. But I wouldn’t want to smell like Mountain Dew of any flavor.
The Doritos one sounds stupid unless it actually has stale Doritos in it acting like micro beads.
I’m reluctant to ask but… WTF is a JABBER’S SOAP??
It says right on the tin. You really don’t want to drop it.
I’ve never had Mountain Dew, but I always imagined it would taste like shower gel or shampoo. The scents/flavors even have similar names.
More like battery acid and corn syrup, at least for the regular flavor, and I say that as someone who likes it.
So that’s the face wash trump uses and why he’s so orange. Mystery solved Scooby-Doo!
Tingly
Bodywash Blast would make Granny gush 😏.
I was a nerd in the 80s and 90s when some actually smelled like this AND IT WAS A BAD THING
If you smelled like Mt. Dew I could only imagine you were a horribly managed type 1 diabetic about to go into ketoacidosis.
gamers don’t wash, silly
