Lack of innovation, which has kind of always been a thing. When something does innovate, everybody else starts copying it. From Doom, to Diablo, to Minecraft to GTA.

There’s also just a general lack of feeling to a lot of big budget bullshit. Technically stable, polished gameplay, great aesthetics; but there’s no heart. No passion. Everyone involved was just there for the paycheck. It’s routine. I don’t really know how else to put it, but it’s the difference between art and simply a product.

As someone who likes games that can go on forever, I actually kinda want to see generative narratives to just have an endless story that provides more variety than the kind of “mab-lib” style procedural narrative for repeating activities.

Me, a stoner: “Duuuuuude! I have hella pot ash! It’s in my ash tray!”

Life is the worst STD in existence. It’s highly communicable and 100% fatal.

The hell is that statue made of that it doesn’t even have soot on it?

Dad’s shirt: [Dated pop culture reference]

Me:

Where’s the food I can just eat? 😩

Unless it taps directly into your brain so it can instantly transform thought to written word, there’s no way it’s faster than speaking.

Nihilist: “Life has no meaning 😞”

Absurdist: “Life has no meaning 😃”

Thank you :)

I am only into Spartans because of the gay sex.

The way I do stealth is just being fast. They have to scan you first, so if you’re fast enough they can’t even do that. ;)

I remember when they added speeding fines to Elite: Dangerous and I purposely racked up several billion credits worth of speeding tickets in Federation space, on top of the billions of fines I had for dumping biowaste all over the mail slots of their stations. I was literally the most wanted pilot in some areas due entirely to speeding tickets.

Wake up, samurai, we got a country to burn.

I make up my own music/songs all the time when I’m bored waiting in line, a passenger in a vehicle, or in the bathroom without my phone.

Maybe one day I’ll actually record something. 🤷🏻‍♂️

This is certainly going to have an effect on Tumblr.

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Uh … Anyone got an alternative link or can paste the text of the article? I keep getting sent to a wall of HTML/PHP code.

People assuming that you’re being serious with this very obvious joke. 🤦‍♂️

Mmm… Country-sized danish 🤤