• Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works
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    28 days ago

    Farva: Give me a double bacon cheeseburger.

    Dimpus Burger Guy: [into microphone] Double baca cheeseburger. It’s for a cop.

    Farva: What the hell’s that all about? You gonna spit in it now?

    Dimpus Burger Guy: No, I just told him that so he makes it good. [into microphone] Don’t spit in that cop’s burger.

    Farva: ’ Yeah, thanks.

    Second Dimpus Guy: Roger, holding the spit.