In response to a story about North Korea mobilizing troops. https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/1g50q25/north_korea_claims_mobilisation_of_14_million/
Russia did this invasion to influence an election halfway around the world two years later
Putin is just playing 18d chess
reality has not been a good partner for a long time now, and it’s time to break up
The back of the random strategy game box you pick up and read at the local video game store in 2002:
Same people that think Russia started the refugee crisis so Europeans could be racist and vote for the far-right.
The Russians shit my pants!
This is unfortunately not a parody. I know a significant amount of people who truly, deeply believe this. They truly believe that Russia is simultaneously the puppetmaster behind all the world’s evil and suffering and yet so incompetent as to be a failing state and laughing stock
Plenty of people I know personally believe Russia actually ordered the attacks on Israel specifically to distract the US and redirect weaponry from Ukraine to Israel
“The enemy is both too strong and too weak.”
You’ve been talking to ur-fascists.
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Who North Korea probably still thinks is a world super-power
This is just shitty world-building. Even if you believe North Korea is deeply weird prison country where people eat rats that eat people and push trains, the leadership knows what’s going on in the world.
Any veil of intelligence this guy tried presenting went out the window with that comment.
Fifth grade level political analysis in a lib school
I remember as a kid when Saddam Hussein was bad, one of the propaganda things about him was in private he’d wear a cowboy hat and watch US movies. Like that’s how they need to Portray Kim Jong-Un. Slipping out of his leader’s uniform to put on baggy blue jeans and fire up MTV etc
so Russia is not a “world superpower” but can get all these other countries to do their bidding at the drop of a hat. which is it?
Americans are unfamiliar with “soft power.” For obvious reasons.
The enemy is both too strong and too weak
Okay wait but Putin’s birthday also being October 7 is some real 👁️ shit though
They just write little Tom Clancy stories in their heads
When I was in grade school I read a lot of Tom Clancy and spoiled the ending of debt of honour to my grade 5 teacher
I think he was part mad because I spoiled the ending and part mad that he was reading the same geopolitical thrillers as a 10 year old
He was right to be embarrassed
I was just about to say that this is like Tom Clancy but less grounded.
In Chaos Theory North Korea’s aggression is entirely the result of Japanese fascists who want to remilitarize hacking their missile systems with the help of an American military contractor who wants to start a regional war for profit, so maybe they should re-read their source material.
Well thank you for the replies. Suffice it to say, I am flabbergasted.
Pretty awesome if Putin pulled this off. Would be the largest strategic victory for a US enemy since Osama Bin Laden made the empire kill itself with 9/11
It really is the lib version of chuds believing China sent the hurricane.
Massive dub for the puppetmaster
This is just liberal Qanon but for geopolitics.
Blueanon
I forgot we had a word for that already
Some days I kinda wish I were this stupid. Life would be a lot simpler if it obeyed baby-brain lib logic
Russia.
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Jonestown_Juice comments on North Korea Claims Mobilisation of 1.4 Million Youth for “Holy War”
1000+ upvotes, no serious pushback
i forget sometimes that we are one of the only places on the internet that has a grounded view of world affairs
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