grillman “Looks like your lawn has weeds and is over an inch above city code. Do you need help with that? Let me give you a business card for the help to take care of that for you. Also you better vote.”

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    A two-stroke leaf blower produces as much pollution as fifty suburban assault vehicles per unit of fuel, but they get really fucking mad and will give you a rage serenade on top of that boomer orchestra if you even suggest using a rake. grill-broke