Jerry on PieFed@feddit.online to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoMy Nose At Night When I'm Trying To Sleepfeddit.onlineexternal-linkmessage-square55fedilinkarrow-up1882arrow-down111 cross-posted to: nonpolitical_memes@lemmy.ml
arrow-up1871arrow-down1external-linkMy Nose At Night When I'm Trying To Sleepfeddit.onlineJerry on PieFed@feddit.online to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square55fedilink cross-posted to: nonpolitical_memes@lemmy.ml
minus-squaremcqtom@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·1 month agoI heard sending all the blood to your penis gives you limited, temporary relief.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down1·edit-21 month agoIt’s important that you do so in the direct and internal way, though. Draining half a pint of your blood and injecting it into your penis won’t help you fall asleep.
minus-squareMystikIncarnate@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 month agoThat’s enough internet for me. Good night everyone.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 month agoIt’s what I’m here for! …my job is really weird
I heard sending all the blood to your penis gives you limited, temporary relief.
It’s important that you do so in the direct and internal way, though. Draining half a pint of your blood and injecting it into your penis won’t help you fall asleep.
That’s enough internet for me.
Good night everyone.
Thanks for the heads up.
It’s what I’m here for!
…my job is really weird
Yep, that means it’s working