Sometimes on Halloween when families are out trick or treating themselves, they’ll leave a bowl of candy out in front of their house with a sign that says something like “take one per child”.
This is a play on that, but it’s a bump of cocaine per child. You’re supposed to snort it using the key.
I think you just scoop the key tip in the bad to get a little … bump… of that stuff. I have no idea on size of scoop. that likely correlates to purity or cut of goods.
Instead of a bowl of candy that kids would take one of on the night of Halloween, a US holiday, they are jokingly offering a small amount of a drug, likely cocaine, to the kids.
I don’t get it tbh, someone enlighten me please.
Sometimes on Halloween when families are out trick or treating themselves, they’ll leave a bowl of candy out in front of their house with a sign that says something like “take one per child”.
This is a play on that, but it’s a bump of cocaine per child. You’re supposed to snort it using the key.
What?.. This is the part I don’t get. Is this a word play or is there an actual technique using a key?
actual technique. from others in this thread, they use key for standard scoocaple size with no extra equipment.
I’m also still confused, which side of the key? Isn’t filling the face of a key a ton of cocaine?
I think you just scoop the key tip in the bad to get a little … bump… of that stuff. I have no idea on size of scoop. that likely correlates to purity or cut of goods.
It’s just a makeshift way to scoop it and snort it. It’s doesn’t get any more complicated than that.
Gonna need a banana for scale fam.
Also, key or lock bumping is a way to open a lock without the proper key.
This has nothing to do with that.
Then what’s the key for?
Edit: Reading other comments. Weird.
It’s the number of attempts that you get to open the lock to the candy stash using the provided key.
I’m pretty sure that’s it.
Instead of a bowl of candy that kids would take one of on the night of Halloween, a US holiday, they are jokingly offering a small amount of a drug, likely cocaine, to the kids.