So AI futures trading has out priced overpriced wristwatches for signaling mate-worthiness?

This doesn’t seem likely to last. My fuck buddy still doesn’t know what video card I’m rocking, but is careful to always buy the same phone for tech support reasons.

Aside: it’s bothering me that I just know there’s a fragile-masculinity joke to be had here, somewhere, and I can’t find it. Something about how tech investors wish their video card mattered more than their apple watch, at a nightclub.

Edit: Is there an incredibly childish penis joke in the room? Wait…It’s standing behind me, isn’t it?

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