euphoria@kbin.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months agohehmedia.kbin.socialimagemessage-square46fedilinkarrow-up1496arrow-down143
arrow-up1453arrow-down1imagehehmedia.kbin.socialeuphoria@kbin.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months agomessage-square46fedilink
minus-squareCabrio@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 months agoYour momma’s so fat your dad didn’t get off when they procreated, not because she’s ugly, because her gravitational mass pulled the jizz out of his balls before he could finish.
Your momma’s so fat your dad didn’t get off when they procreated, not because she’s ugly, because her gravitational mass pulled the jizz out of his balls before he could finish.