• GeorgeZBush [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Please let that be the official seal. Shitty AI-generated le heckin doge meme reddit libertarian shit headed by Apartheid Tony Stark, please God, make it all as cringe and soy and embarrassing as possible, just fuck it all

  • DragonBallZinn [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    MFW I have to accept the fact the redditors won. We’re unironically getting ancapistan because “HAHAHAHAHAHAHA DOGE IS FUCKING HILARIOUS GUYS!”

    Can’t wait until the next WMD we make is called an “epic troll”, and will be tested in minority populations and if anyone complains the whole government will say “U MAD BRO!?”

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    So I know we’re pretty much all on the same page here and that it’s very much an always-has-been kind of thing astronaut-1 , but news about Musk basically becoming Trump’s eminence grise has me constantly wanting to fedpost / say things that will immediately get me arrested.

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      There is nothing we could do to musk that would make him as miserable as allowing him to continue to follow his instincts.

      Hopefully he does to america what he did to Twitter.

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    Rember when Elon fired like 2/3rds of the Twitter stage and then it’s value dropped by 2/3rds

    Well now we’re gonna do the exact same strategy but for a country.

    You think the chuds who are celbrating owning the libs realize the farthest left anti American accelerationists imagineable are jumping for joy and pumping their fist about the fact they’re about to stop America from being a global superpower?

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    If only we could have departments of private corporation efficiency. What would that look like? I think 90% of the executives and upper management, and around 70% of mid-level management would immediately be s*** canned because at best they read and compile TPS reports, and at worst they’re trying to take as much money as possible by restructuring the company or committing outright wage theft.

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      Okay so there’s this tabletop RPG called ‘shadowrun’ its got all the typical cyberpunk shit, but also wizards and dragons and you can play an ex marine half-troll computer hacker with a robot arm and a teleport spell and a business suit that gives them a bonus to linkedin. Total kitchen sink shit, campy as hell but it works sometimes.

      And a campaign, one of the later notoriously tedious ‘I need to hit up another game shop for more dice’ editions of shadowrun.

      And there’s this guy called Kurt Vonnegut who’s been hit on the head really bad. Like, blood everywhere, he can’t keep his balance, keeps throwing up.

      He’s GMing that shadowrun campaign.

      This seems irrelevant, and like I’m going somewhere with this, but look outside; we’re already here!