• Alice@exploding-heads.com
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    1 year ago

    Gov Chris Christie comes up to you and Smacks The oatmeal out of your mouth and says “why the fuck aren’t you sharing?” What do you do

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      1 year ago

      At all times I am surrounded by a squadron of muscle midgets, and they’re going to swarm this far fuck. They’ll start by power punching into his gunt, while others take out his needs and bit his ankles. He’ll quickly be taken to the ground where he will be ruthless beaten, but he will remain conscious.

      From there the midgets will take their emergency Viagra, and Christi will be DP’s by the mob of erect muscle midgets. He’ll be drownding in semen while they first fist, and then being to punch into his asshole.

      This fiasco will be recorded for the next few hours. It will then be edited into a series of political campaign adds for Ron DeSantis, as a warning about the homosexual agenda.