Speedrunning collapse
This is going to be a fun pandemic
Perfect response
Welcome back, polio.
Measles futures are up.
This is the guy who’s gonna lead the Trump administration’s response to H5N1
:fuck:
Well. That ain’t good
Stock up on antidepressants. He will go for them.
What is it with these RFK style “health” freaks and being against antidepressants? Its like the one thing enabling probably millions at this point to cope with the effects of capitalism. Exercise and organic produce is not a cure all
he will put brain worm eggs in the water
Too much work. Just slash all the funding at the water and wastewater treatment plants.
EVERY DAY IS A NEW NIGHTMARE
This would all be funny if it weren’t for the fact that I live here
Although I liked to meme about 99% Hitler vs 100% Hitler as much as the next person…
Truly an accelerationist administration forming. Keep your people close.
Child predator as attorney general, man who eats roadkill and had a worm turn what was left of his brain into a block of swiss cheese as HHS head…
Linda McMahon as the likely pick for Commerce Secretary lmao
Deeply unserious country
Linda McMahon as the likely pick for Commerce Secretary lmao
i don’t know this particular ghoul, do tell
Wife to Vince McMahon, also known as the former WWE head, who herself served a big role within that org for decades. Vince had to step down due to being a sex pest
Also I didn’t know this
[Vince] McMahon later resigned from TKO in January 2024 after allegations of sex trafficking and sexual assault. [Vince] McMahon is currently under a federal probe.
ed. changed ‘Husband’ to ‘Wife’, god I’m tired
Idioacracy came faster than expected
oh god lmao
I hope instead he picks someone that he fired from the apprentice for being bad at business
Also an out neonazi as secdwf and Elon musk
out neonazi as secdwf
Thought that was a preferred qualifier for the defense post tbh
Nah they like their nazis quiet
confirmation processes will test the loyalty of Senate Republicans.
Not to worry, I’m sure they’ll pass with flying colors.
“You get a brain worm, you get a brain worm, you get a brain worm!”
oh yeah lets do this speedrun baybeeonly plus side is maybe stuff like kratom can be protected from scheduling a bit longer? he seems like he might be down with “natural” opioid “cures”
especially since Pelosi likely is on the way out and her kid is basically the director of the kratom lobby group
but then again he might push hard to get rid of it because he had an addiction so idk
He claims to be pro psychedelic as well
DEA handles scheduling and is in the DOJ I think?
