Stole it off of reddit

  • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.worldEnglish
    51·
    23 hours ago

    I tried to befriend a friendless dude in college. Found out he was friendless because he went around asking women what their “cunt diameter” was. Even women professors!

      • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.worldEnglish
        7·
        7 hours ago

        I assume you meant “coitus”. Definitely pre-coitus - he had never had sex and I’m willing to bet he still hasn’t ever, 37 years later.

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
      311·
      13 hours ago

      What a creep! Everyone knows you’re supposed to ask for the cunt circumference, or circuntference

    • grue@lemmy.worldEnglish
      23·
      14 hours ago

      How did he not get kicked out for that? If not for sexual harassment, at least for failing to get IRB approval!

      • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.worldEnglish
        10·
        11 hours ago

        My college was desperate for students and couldn’t afford to kick anybody out. There were people around that did worse shit than this guy and stayed.