At least you have snacks

Endless hallways with food? You can eat all you need, use the bathroom and never run into your own poop, just keep on walking. Sounds like a win.

Maybe throw that little guy in the shadows a pickle or two, he’ll probably leave you alone after that. He probably just can’t open the jar with his murder claws (I assume he has murder claws)

There’s a good anti consumerism theme horror there