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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to The Internet in Ancient Times@lemmy.world · 11 days ago

I don't get it. I'm a nice guy, I eat well, I work out, but I can never get a date. All Zeus has to do is turn into a swan and the ladies are all over him.

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I don't get it. I'm a nice guy, I eat well, I work out, but I can never get a date. All Zeus has to do is turn into a swan and the ladies are all over him.

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to The Internet in Ancient Times@lemmy.world · 11 days ago
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    🙄 Look at the image in the post.

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    She’s kissing the swan and the other two ladies are into it. That’s the whole joke.

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      One of them ladies has a nice dick.

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        I see you’re familiar with Greece.

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        He’s getting smooched by the lady.

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            You do know what community you’re in, yes?

            I’m sure you want to have a very serious discussion about rape and ancient Greek mythology, but this is not the place for it.

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                Well then it’s a good thing no one made one except in your mind.

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                    Cool.

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