• RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world
    11·
    49 minutes ago

    Like every tech support forum, email, or phone call ever.

    List a complete description of all information regarding the issue. List correct OS version, firmware, etc. List all attempts at correcting issue based on standard and deeper steps (i.e. power on/off, resets, reinstalls, checking connections, etc.)

    Tech help proceeds to disregard everything you just relayed and asks for the same things you just did. Or just tells you to nuke it all and wipe everything you’re trying to save.

    • valkyre09@lemmy.world
      5·
      22 minutes ago

      Sorry bud, you’re one of the good ones that needs to suffer because of the actions of many. Everybody on our service desk is taught “trust but verify”.

      The approach isn’t meant to upset people like your good self, but you’re such an insignificant statistic that it’s worth pissing you off to catch the 90% who claim to have done all those things and haven’t.

  • Flamekebab@piefed.socialEnglish
    8·
    1 hour ago

    To put the shoe on the other foot:

    • “No time wasters” (You’re wasting your own time writing this for your listing)
    • “Bought for ¤x” (You think your item is worth more than it is and will be a pain in the arse about it)
    • four@lemmy.zipEnglish
      4·
      43 minutes ago

      First time I see someone use this symbol for its intended purpose lol

      • alexisonzen@sh.itjust.works
        1·
        3 minutes ago

        What is the intended purpose? At first I thought it was a number placeholder, but then we use x for that (OP even used an x).

        Edit: Is it a currency placeholder?

  • HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com
    4·
    1 hour ago

    why is he not answering questions when he is sitting selling stuff at a table? Honestly I did craigs list and if someone asked me a question where the information is in the post I just would not respond. I figure they would be more trouble than their worth.

  • PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk
    911·
    3 hours ago

    Even if I want to get rid of something for nothing, I’ll put it up for a fiver.

    The number of fucking idiots that come out of the woodwork rises exponentially when you list it for free, proper unreasonable or a ludicrous false sense of entitlement.

    I’ll wait until someone wants it, offers to pay, and tell them to keep it and put it in a charity box on their way home or some shit. Saves a lot of hassle.

  • IninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish
    12·
    2 hours ago

    Lol

    I had an old time country friend of mine … he lived out in the country in a farming area surrounded by farms. The kind of guy that just loved to talk and talk and talk for hours on end if you allowed him.

    He said for fun when he ran out of people to talk to he’d go see some farmer he’d never met before who was selling something … anything (including a $5 lamp) … and ask them if they had an old time horse drawn manure spreader. He said most farmers like to talk because they’re always bored or just want to delay having to go to work. Asking about horse drawn manure spreaders gets then to talk about the old times, good old days, memories of working with their fathers, what they have, what they built, where they’re from and on and on and on.

    My friends name was Jack and he was a pain in the ass because he could occupy your entire day talking about everything under the sun. He was fun for about an hour but beyond that, he probably wouldn’t notice if the dried husk of your remains started to blow away.

  • Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world
    5·
    2 hours ago

    Cartoon character can’t be from Chicago. I only visit Chicago but noticed that if you ask a question and a sign with the answer is nearby they don’t suffer you gladly.

    • fury@lemmy.world
      11·
      2 hours ago

      It nice to hear from you.well am pretty okay with your asking price but i just need some re assurance on the condition,am buying it as a gift for my son in United Kingdom so can you accept paypal as a mode of payment and i will add $90 for shipping,i will have do it local transaction but i am out of town presently…so you can get me back with your paypal email account so i can pay now.hope to hear from you soon.kindly text back ASAP

      • superkret@feddit.org
        28·
        3 hours ago

        Me: no, sorry I just sold it to someone else.
        Them: I’ll come pick it up in half an hour.

      • Mitchie151@lemmy.world
        13·
        3 hours ago

        To be fair, this one is common on Facebook because it’s the stupid top auto reply thing that is way too easy to fat finger when browsing listings

        • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldEnglish
          9·
          3 hours ago

          That doesn’t explain why people have done it on Craigslist since before Facebook existed, where they have to open an email client, type it out, and send it.

          • bleistift2@sopuli.xyzEnglish
            2·
            34 minutes ago

            Because they assume that the seller is not The Perfect Human and remembers removing the ad once they’ve sold the thing?

      • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldEnglish
        5·
        3 hours ago

        I add this to my listings

        “If the post is still up, the item is still available. I will remove the post as soon as it is no longer available. If you message me and ask me if it’s available, I will block you.”

        And then I block them.

  • Smoogs@lemmy.world
    1·
    1 hour ago

    This is why instead of selling stuff of a close loved one who died sucks hard in the ass dealing with the public who want to take up your grieving time with being this stupid. Just call a junk removal and get on with your life