• a_blanqui_slate [none/use name, any]@hexbear.netEnglish
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    1 year ago

    > be me

    > year is 2053

    > mechaBernie’s envelopment of the capital is nearly complete

    > President Buttigieg vows to calmly and civilly fight to the bitter end

    > Kissinger has flown back to his 1950’s moon base.

    > Steiner doesn’t attack

    > 253rd Mechanized Posting division overruns Discourse positions in San Francisico Bay Area

    > Get back to rear area after 36 hours of heavy fighting

    > sit down to eat some rich

    > Holy shit this guy tastes just like veal.