A close associate of Jeffrey Epstein, guess that’s the kind of friends Starmer is keeping.

If I could download the contents of a single politician’s brain, I think I’d probably choose Mandleson.

Any time something truly shady and corrupt is going on he’s always there, right in the middle of it. For like 3 decades now. And no matter how many scandals come and go he just remains, stuck to the bowl of politics no matter how many times the toilet flushes. The things he knows that we’ll never get to hear about must be fascinating.

I can think of no one better to lick the arses of billionaire oligarchs than an Epstein-linked former cabinet minister, who was forced to resign over corruption allegations.

Twice.

It’s hard to find a more amoral cheat in British government and easily the worst the Labour Party has ever had.

Well done Keith.