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minus-squareTriflingToad@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 day agoBut wait! There’s more! If you swallow just 12 nails right now, we’ll throw in an organ rupture for ABSOLUTELY FREE! ✨
minus-squareDharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 day agoSwallowed a nail as a kid, got nothing but a trip to the ER and the embarrassment of an entire staff of people waiting for me to poop. I didn’t know I needed a full dozen to win the prize!
minus-squareHupf@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-213 hours agoJust get an MRI then to be on the safe side.
But wait! There’s more! If you swallow just 12 nails right now, we’ll throw in an organ rupture for ABSOLUTELY FREE! ✨
Swallowed a nail as a kid, got nothing but a trip to the ER and the embarrassment of an entire staff of people waiting for me to poop. I didn’t know I needed a full dozen to win the prize!
Just get an MRI then to be on the safe side.