PugJesus@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.worldEnglish · 21 hours agoThe girlfriend-zone rulelemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square34fedilinkarrow-up1125arrow-down117cross-posted to: microblogmemes@lemmy.world
arrow-up1108arrow-down1external-linkThe girlfriend-zone rulelemmy.worldPugJesus@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.worldEnglish · 21 hours agomessage-square34fedilinkcross-posted to: microblogmemes@lemmy.world
minus-squarePugJesus@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·20 hours agoYou do have to be careful, I suppose - how many generations of our male ancestors, after all, have been seduced by that age-old hunter-gatherer pickup line: “MEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!”
minus-squareDeath_Equity@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·20 hours agoTrue. I can easily be wooed with carne asada tacos and/or bacon. Like, if I woke up a chick’s place for the first time and she made me a plate of bacon, I’m a tuna in a bucket.
You do have to be careful, I suppose - how many generations of our male ancestors, after all, have been seduced by that age-old hunter-gatherer pickup line: “MEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!”
True. I can easily be wooed with carne asada tacos and/or bacon.
Like, if I woke up a chick’s place for the first time and she made me a plate of bacon, I’m a tuna in a bucket.