• I would legitimately watch a cable news show that had some bozo in a rumpled tracksuit spend 30 minutes a week walking us through his “system” for gambling on college sports that week or whatever, especially if he was dead serious.

    it’s time for Joey “Camaro” Avellino’s Lock of the Century.

    I don’t gamble, but I do enjoy watching meatheads rationalize the way they chase action.

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      Get a cute, girl-next-door, kinda-trad-wife woman to be the host, call it Penny For Your Thoughts. Her name is Penny of course. Each week there’s a segment about Penny’s Picks and they’re penny stocks her investors are shorting or something like that. She also hocks crypto and NFTs with anime versions of herself doing various Barbie-jobs.