• Dr. Zoidberg@lemmy.world
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    4 hours ago

    I got one cause of how my friend put it to me when she told me to get one. She asked me “if you get shit on your hand, are you just gonna wipe it off with a paper towel and go about your day, or are you gonna wash your hands? Now when you take a crap, why are you just smearing it around instead of washing it?” And it stuck with me and I’ve bought bidets from then on out. A 12 pack of TP lasts me a year, and I only use it to dry my ass. It’s the best thing in the world.

    I laughed at friends and family during covid, cause I had a nice clean ass, and everyone else was fighting for toilet paper.