ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to U.S. News@beehaw.org · 6 days ago100K eggs stolen from central Pa. supplierwww.pennlive.comexternal-linkmessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up124arrow-down10cross-posted to: news@lemmy.worldnews@hexbear.netusa@midwest.socialnottheonion@zerobytes.monsternottheonion@zerobytes.monster
arrow-up124arrow-down1external-link100K eggs stolen from central Pa. supplierwww.pennlive.comByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to U.S. News@beehaw.org · 6 days agomessage-square10fedilinkcross-posted to: news@lemmy.worldnews@hexbear.netusa@midwest.socialnottheonion@zerobytes.monsternottheonion@zerobytes.monster
minus-squareByteOnBikes@slrpnk.netOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·6 days agoI plan to buy a bunch of organic free range eggs and sit on them. Then if everything goes according to plan, I’ll be doubling my investments over and over. You’ll see.
minus-squareimPastaSyndrome@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up9·6 days agoI plan on doing the same thing with raw milk. I’ll be eating steaks in no time
I plan to buy a bunch of organic free range eggs and sit on them. Then if everything goes according to plan, I’ll be doubling my investments over and over. You’ll see.
I plan on doing the same thing with raw milk. I’ll be eating steaks in no time
milk steak?
Sloppy steaks?
Or they might just hatch.
That’s the joke