• the_tab_key@lemmy.world
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    5 days ago

    My colleague had a small lemon tree in his office that flowered and produced two lemons. In anticipation of their ripening, he posted a sign on his for the advertised “lemon party” where he would make lemonade from them and share. After the party I filled him in (vaguely) on what it meant. He was mortified. The end.

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      5 days ago

      A lemon tree, eh? Hey! It’s been about 12 seconds since we last checked in on our beloved lemon tree. Gotta protect it from those LEMON STEALING WHORES!!!