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minus-squareDamonSeed@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35·4 days agothe last thing Canada needs is for the Geneva Suggestion err Convention to need another edit thanks to us.
minus-squareRivalarrival@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36·4 days agoIt’s never a war crime the first time.
minus-squarekersploosh@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·4 days agoGotta find those zero-day exploits!
minus-squareScott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·4 days agoLike filling their drinking water with LSD, throwing some guns into the room and saying “HES TRYING TO KILL YOU!” Through a loudspeaker.
minus-squareslumlordthanatos@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·4 days agoWhen the sorry’s end, the war crimes begin.
minus-squareikidd@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·4 days agoA few years from now the standard military ROE will have to teach recruits about "The Maple Teabagging”.
minus-squareThe Quuuuuill@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·4 days agoFWIW the United States are not bound by Protocol I or II of the Geneva conventions, meaning we’re also not protected by them.
minus-squareIrateAnteater@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·4 days agoWhich things does that cover? Do we get to pull the shotguns and triangular bayonets out of storage?
minus-squareJumi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·edit-24 days agoGet shotguns that shoot triangular bayonets
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·4 days agoThose are flechettes
minus-squareCanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 days agoNeither are banned anyway, just impractical.
the last thing Canada needs is for the Geneva
Suggestionerr Convention to need another edit thanks to us.It’s never a war crime the first time.
Gotta find those zero-day exploits!
Like filling their drinking water with LSD, throwing some guns into the room and saying “HES TRYING TO KILL YOU!” Through a loudspeaker.
When the sorry’s end, the war crimes begin.
Geneva’s checklist
A few years from now the standard military ROE will have to teach recruits about "The Maple Teabagging”.
FWIW the United States are not bound by Protocol I or II of the Geneva conventions, meaning we’re also not protected by them.
Which things does that cover? Do we get to pull the shotguns and triangular bayonets out of storage?
Get shotguns that shoot triangular bayonets
Those are flechettes
Neither are banned anyway, just impractical.