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- rance@jlai.lu
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- cross-posted to:
- lotrmemes@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- rance@jlai.lu
- okmatewanker@feddit.uk
The people of the UK should be more like the french.
I say that as a brit
… the UK is still in the middle circle … ?
So are the Non-ORK Americans Frodo and Sam? Because some of us are not down with this fascist state. We’re not going anywhere.
Thank you for this.
The UK has this weird idea that they are the biggest friendly-rival of everyone in western Europe when everyone seems to see them more like the old-grumpy but mostly harmless neighbour.
“We got you good, Jerry, back in the day, when the Sopwith Camels were whizzing overhead…”
“Ja ja, lassen Sie uns ins Bett bekommen.”
“Ja ja, lassen Sie uns ins Bett bekommen.”
🍺🧐
The class clown of Europe
After the Napoleonic Wars, where the UK finally crushed France and became the most powerful empire in Europe, they asked for nothing on the European mainland for themselves.
See, when Top Gear did a challenge with some French TV presenters and Clarkson kept muttering “don’t talk about Agincourt” that was at least funny…
Beaker people unite
This is the long awaited beaker - amphorae - banded ware union! Lesgooooo
But uhm. Died side by side in both world wars; at this point it’s gotta be clear 😁 (wouldn’t it be more germany/poland F.ex?
No they didn’t, the French bent over in ww2 and the UK did fuck all
Waiit whaaat???
This is noncredible defence, not “I have no clue whatsoever what I’m talking about defence”
They let Poland be taken apart by the Nazis and the Soviets without helping
Found the american. Or at the very least someone so ill informed of history they may as well be.
Friench
Anglami