Fucken nimrod. Ostrich mentality right here.

Bigly boom. Most incredible market ever under me. No king ever navigated the stock market more better than I, your king.

Have you seen my Trump coin? It’s bigly official and it’s better than gold. There’s never been a more valuable coin.

All investments go to my court costs for impeachment when I’m no longer the chief rapist in charge of my America.

1/21/2025 - 44,025.81
3/6/2025 - 42,579.08

-1,446.73 since Trump was sworn in.