PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agoWe live in a public transit helllemmy.worldimagemessage-square220fedilinkarrow-up11.28Karrow-down130
arrow-up11.25Karrow-down1imageWe live in a public transit helllemmy.worldPugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square220fedilink
minus-squarecircuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up82·1 day agoJapanese transit users: “Don’t worry, we can grab the next one. It will be here in 48 seconds.”
minus-squareCrashumbc@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·11 hours agoAnd if your female, you’ll get something else grabbed for free!
minus-squarecircuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up2·11 hours ago*except on one of the all-female trains
minus-squareCort@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up42·1 day agoWe deeply apologize that it took the train 49 seconds to arrive. We have prepared notes for your boss in case you’re late, and there will be a half page ad in tomorrow’s paper confirming our CEO has committed seppuku to atone.
minus-squareLovableSidekick@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·24 hours agoSpock: Forty eight point three seven seconds, Captain.
Japanese transit users: “Don’t worry, we can grab the next one. It will be here in 48 seconds.”
And if your female, you’ll get something else grabbed for free!
*except on one of the all-female trains
“in precisely 48 seconds”
We deeply apologize that it took the train 49 seconds to arrive. We have prepared notes for your boss in case you’re late, and there will be a half page ad in tomorrow’s paper confirming our CEO has committed seppuku to atone.
committed sudoku*
Whilst wearing a seifuku
Chef’s kiss
Spock: Forty eight point three seven seconds, Captain.